Kassandra: Assassin’s Creed Odyssey
Even better @creednight
me: I currently have no romantic interest in anyone
jacob frye: *exists*
me: okay maybe not
elise de la serre: *exists*
me: wait no im bisexua--
kassandra: *is revealed*
me: FUCK HOLD ON IM A LESBIAN
connor: *exists*
me: UBISOFT FUCKING STOP--
ubisoft: *shows arno dorian and evie frye* no
Tony: I’d like you to be where all my emotions are
Stephen: In your heart? :D
Tony: Buried deep inside me ;)